Hello and hola to all my friends and fan's!!!

I Chriscrosslive am happy to give you all the update in my crazy life I'm in. If you don't know I'm in college at Ohio State University going for mechanical engineering. I'm doing an art class and soon skipping 2D and heading to 3D. That's sweet because my teacher thinks I'm that good and it will save me MONEY!!!! Everyone I met their calls me strange and weird but most people there never left Ohio so how do they know. Still I'm the class clown and when the teacher is not around people ask me for help. Sweet that people asks me instead of my rival in the class Truman...

Now away from college I got a new job! I quit my pizza job for a five star restaurant! I get paid $8.00 an hour and am the nice guy at work. Still being the nice guy there a lot of things still happen to me. For are Halloween party some drunken girl walked in the kitchen and tried to kill me!!! She was so drunk that she thought I was a gangster of some Latino gang. So with that in mind she grabbed my neck and tried to choke me. Even though she tried to kill me it was still funny. In the kitchen every one was just stunned by the fact that some strange girl was trying to kill the nicest guy in the restaurant. What made it funnier was the fact that I was still being nice to this girl. You see me trying gently to get her out of the kitchen and her trying to kill me. The site was so strange that no one did anything. Still that was not the only things strange that happen with me at work but it was the strangest. Now you can say I'm getting use to all the awful things that happen to me that it is now normal.

Also I finally got Gimp!!! Still I don’t know how to use it... Still I try!!!

As side note, the new program that let you see Deviations I been watching is playing with my head. When I delete a picture I just look at it seems to just come back. So I find myself deleting the same pictures over and over before I get something new. Also it only shows me artist in alphabetical order. So the only artist I'm seeing is assscrew28 so if I have not commented on a picture you have done sorry I have not seen it yet.

Lastly thanks for all the watches and favs you all have given me but I would like you to comment on my work as well. I just don't want a that’s cool or funny thing. That’s alright but I want to get better in my work though. If you can please say something I'm doing right or something I'm doing wrong. Even give me a tip will be nice. Also if you want me to do the same for you guys just ask.

Well I just think that’s all I have to say now. My quarter is almost up so brake will be coming soon. If you want to learn more about things that happen to me just ask.

Hello every one and sorry for not being on again... Time is very tight with me do to work and classes. I'm lucky if I even drew one drawing. I'll try to read all the oh my god 2,086 Messages!!! Well again I'm sorry for not getting on. Head's up I might not get on as many times in the future as well. I'll probably stay on for another minute but soon got to leave to get ready for a class. I'll try to tell you all more after mid terms.

I'm NOT DEAD!!!

I have not been on for a long time for a number of reasons. One is that I had to finish a 14 page paper about my family history and I was also getting ready for Collage! That's right, I got excepted to a collage. OSU if you want to know. So I been doing a lot of reading and calling people. I also got a job finaly! All the places I when to told me they where FULL and wont look at me! I'm not ugly but where I live at there are more people then jobs. But I finaly got one and it is a Pizza shop! Its sooooo cool.

So me going to collage soon and high school now plus work. I have no time to be on the computer you see. I'm STILL a little Hysterical and my spelling still sucks. But I been drawing still! I just could not find time to put them on. I'll upload to old one's now and then the newer ones later.

Again I'm sorry for not loging on.

I'm Sorry every one I have not been on line or my computer for a vary long time. I hope you guys can forgive me. I finally got two pics done for people but am really sorry to the people I promise to have there's done but not done yet. It is the holidays and I'm bissy around this time of year. I wish all a happy chrismas this year!

I stole these from so the thief that steal tags has strikes again!

And also there are some funny things I said so you may get a laugh.


1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4:
al'ka-lize'-liz' vt. to make alkaline.
It is from the dictionary.

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
A plant, pin, glue, a bald figure, and a tooth brush?

3.What was the last thing you watched on TV?
Magic tricks revealed!

4.Without looking, guess what time it is:
4:54

5.Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
4:54 Oh I'm good.

6.With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The voice in my head...

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
A few seconds ago, I was just breathing some air.

8.Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
How to take over the world in a day.

9.What are you wearing?
A nice hoody and blue gins. I look hot.

10. Did you dream last night?
I don't want to talk about it. I'll be here forever.

11.When did you last laugh?
I laugh a lot. I don't know when was the last time I laugh?

12.What are on the walls in the room you are in?
Random stuff.

13.Seen anything weird lately?
My life is weird so what I seen normal would be the right question for me.

14.What do you think of this quiz?
I stolid it so it is ALL mine!

15.What is the last film you saw?
I pronounce you Chuck and Larry.

16. If you became a multimillionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Happiness to prove you can.

17.Tell me something about you I don’t know.
I don't know, do I know you?

18.If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt what would it be?
That we become balanced in the world and don't need a lot of any thing to live. And also that I rule all.

19.Do you like to dance?
I love to dance!

20.George Bush:
What is there to say that has not bin said.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what would you call her?
My hot wife will name her a lovely name.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what would you call him?
Raphael because I love that name.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
I plain to live in Japan for awhile and marry a Hot smart woman there.

24.What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates?
It is mess up down there.

25.say something on your mind.
Just joking....or am I?

26.Tag some people who must also do this in their journal:
I tag all that read this fare!